Beholdeth and trembleth, ethical m’rtals! The devil hast descend’d upon thee with eternal damnation. Shalt the retinue survive this ‘rdeal? Cometh and defend thy home, tom’rrow (Monday) at our usual timeth, 9pm CEST. This is thy lasteth chance to might not but repent. May god saveth thy soul, and f’rbid us all from plunging into et’rnal darkness. Or we couldst eke just has’t some excit’ment… I behold f’rward to seeth thee th’re!