At the Retinue of Ethical Real Estate, we strongly believe every property has potential. No matter how questionable the location, the neighbors, or the structural integrity, we can and will deliver.

Meet the agents

Our proud team of elite agents recently toured San Andreas to capture the very essence of real estate architecture, in all its glory and decadence. Meet our team of professional real estate agents, who will guide you through your every question and address your every intimate need:

Pete “The Closer”

Director of High Character Properties

Pete has a rare gift: if it technically counts as a home, he can sell it. His latest listing, a beautifully exhausted trailer in Sandy Shores, proves his personal motto: “I can sell even your mother-in-law”. Rust, dust, and mystery stains are no obstacle when Pete is involved.

Latest listing:

Charming seaside home. One bedroom, one bathroom. Hot/cold running water, balcony with views, air conditioning, close to local amenities. Landscaped gardens and garaging for 2 cars. A stones throw away form the beach in this bustling seaside village. May benefit from a programme of improvement. Hurry, this property won’t stay on the market for long.

Tim “The Twin”

Manager of Urban Living & Compact Comfort Export

Tim focuses on small but cozy apartments for buyers who value charm over square meters. During the shoot, he demonstrated such dedication to his craft that he briefly duplicated himself, ensuring every angle of the apartment was covered. Efficiency and style are his middle names!

Latest listing:

One bedroom, one bathroom apartment at the edge of Koreatown, overlooking Vespucci canals. Close to gas station, car wash, gun shop. Walking distance from clothing store and heliport. Spacious living room, fully equipped kitchenette with separate dining area. Plenty of storage space. Includes garage for up to six vehicles.

Frag “The Prodigy”

Consultant of Luxury Estates & Creative Direction

Frag’s neon style embodies an unconventional choice for real estate, but one that perfectly captures his daring approach. His specialty is to showcase sprawling, high-end residences with tasteful excess, cinematic vibes, and a bold vision for fashionable living.

Latest listing:

Large independent house situated at the foot of Vinewood Hills. This classically styled house boasts a big pool and tennis court, along with enough space to park your unnecessarily large car collection (health pack not included).

Mattie “The Fixer”

Founder & Head of Neighborhood Relations

Mattie oversees operations with an iron grip and impeccable taste. His featured property: a stunning villa located in a lively neighborhood populated by motivated entrepreneurs. Rumors persist of friendly ties with local men of reputation and influence who reside nearby. At the Retinue of Ethical Real Estate, we call that “excellent local connections”.

Latest listing:

Luxurious mansion located in the Vinewood Hills. Enjoy the glorious city view from your outdoors bar, grill, pool, and jacuzzi. Finding the bathroom doubles as light cardio. Multiple entertainment areas ideal for hosting parties you won’t remember. State-of-the-art security system plus friendly neighbors offering a local discount on firearms. Perfect for buyers who want Vinewood glamour and excitement.

Contact us

If you are interested in a viewing of any of the above properties, please contact the appropriate representative real estate agent on our discord channel, and we will get back to you within two working days to set up an appointment. We look forward to hearing from you soon!