Last Monday we celebrated arrival of peyote plants, which effectively turn humans into animals. And so, Doozle, Villem, Threep, Provi, Witt, Herokin and myself met in San Andreas to hunt for some of these delicious vegetables. First, we performed Indian-style rain dance to invite the fog to our session, so […]

Zoo in San Andreas party report

We were waiting six years for peyote plants to be added to GTA Online. Finally, our characters can become random animals in 76 random locations around State of San Andreas. That being said, we have another great idea for crew party! This time, we will assemble at Paige’s place in […]

The zoo is coming to San Andreas on Monday

By releasing an update back in 2017, Rockstar introduced brand new adventure, also known as Doomsday heists. Last Tuesday, we recreated the path GTA Online protagonists had to traverse in order to save the day. We assembled at Palomino Highlands hills, away from meddlesome cops. Reacher, Mattie, Marwadiator, Threep, Witt, […]

Following the doomsday trail: an illustrated story

Back in a day, specifically 12.12.2017, Doomsday Heist update was released. Many players waited for it, as it was meant to introduce new heists and challenges. In fact, it made the game look more like Saints Row, but still, it remains one of the most important updates. As a crew, […]

The doomsday trail will be crossed today!

Inspired by past year’s equivalent event, we had another parodies party. And again, it abounded in many hilarious situations. But first things first. We assembled at my penthouse in Diamond Casino. I welcomed Marwittiator, Matticher, Mystiya, Madebywood, Witthilya, Wittcher, Dr Villem and Roofledoo. Party in my penthouse was about to […]

The Return of ETCL Parodies in report

Without a doubt, last year ETCL Parodies party appeared to be a success. Participants dressed up and styled themselves for other fellow crewmates. Confusion, amusement ruled throughout the event. One year after these wonderful times, I’m pleased to announce the return of ETCL Parodies! This time, we will meet in […]

ETCL Parodies party strikes back on Thursday

Without a doubt, Epsilon Program is one of the most mysterious organizations, not only in state of San Andreas, but also whole GTA game series. Last Tuesday, ETCL members gathered at headquarters of this cult and wantoned in front of Cris Formage’s empire. Many interesting vehicles arrived, driven by Lorsch, […]

Kifflom, may Kraff be with you!

Kifflom! With this expression, all Epsilonists greet each other. This Tuesday, we will join this mysterious cult. The leader of Epsilon Program, Cris Formage kindly accepted to patronize our next crew party. As a meeting point, we will gather at Epsilon Center in Rockford Hills. Bring your most wacky vehicles, […]

Epsilon cult gathering this Tuesday

Last Tuesday we had another great event. This time, we wore white-red-blue outfits with white stars and took appropriate vehicles. To live the American Dream – of which many people dreamt of. And so, Backblast, Villem, Lorsch, Threep, Witt, Solitaire, Mattie, Sal, Mike, Myst and myself met at Los Santos […]

American Dream party – a star sprangled report

And so, we are up for another party. Over years, many people emigrated from countries all over the world to United States of America. In search of better life, earnings, and to meet their deepest dreams, later called the American dream. And so, we’ll celebrate this phenomena in Los Santos […]

Living the American Dream event tomorrow