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Moped brothers.
Thanks to all who joined the mellow moped riot event last week: bogu, mathilya, dint, ibex, domo, plimph, nishiv, monster, villem, and doozle. After assembling on top of the garage, a group photo, and few crazy jumps, two groups battled for a race to Paleto Bay and back. Next, everyone […]

Mellow moped riot report


Moped at sunset.
I warmly invite all moped heads for a mellow moped riot this Sunday afternoon starting at 2pm CEST. Please bring your personal Faggio, which sells for $5,000 at Southern San Andreas Super Autos. Wear a happy helmet for protection. We assemble with our mopeds at the top of Ceasars Auto […]

Mellow moped riot this Sunday



A big thanks to all who joined the event: instanty, mrnoobstorm, mathilya, mapkko, ibex, witt, villem, and beavis. The majority of the event took place in my tiny apartment on Las Lagunas Boulevard. We searched for objects and played a game of “I spy with my little eye”. We learnt […]

Cosy pyjamas sleepover: a dreamy report


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The retinue celebrated its 7th birthday last month, comprising random freemode fun and classic crew jobs. Thanks to all for joining: beavis, dint, domo, electrickill, felk, ibex, madebywitt, marwa, mathilya, michael, myst, nopitch, plimph, threepwood, villem, and yg! The pictures below are provided for the majority by myself, beavis, and […]

Seventh birthday party in the pictures



Ready your pyjamas!
I’ve wanted to do this for mental health awareness week last month, but some things got in the way, so here it finally comes, better late than never. I warmly invite everyone to a crew sleepover party this Tuesday, starting at 9pm CEST, taking place at 0604 Las Lagunas Boulevard, […]

Cosy pyjamas sleepover: join this Tuesday!




An incredible seven years have passed since the crew’s creation. That calls for a birthday celebration! I warmly invite all for some classic crew jobs, activities, and cake! The dress code is crew colours and tags. Bring your party bus if you can. But above all, bring your lovely self! […]

Seven: join the birthday party tonight


In celebration of the number of the beast, we assembled last Monday for our very first eternal damnation party. On the menu were a wide range of questions about evil in history and GTA. We also performed team challenges including translating devil speak and looking for marks of the beast. […]

Eternal damnation: reporting from hell



Lucifer coming to Los Santos looking for eternal damnation.
Beholdeth and trembleth, ethical m’rtals! The devil hast descend’d upon thee with eternal damnation. Shalt the retinue survive this ‘rdeal? Cometh and defend thy home, tom’rrow (Monday) at our usual timeth, 9pm CEST. This is thy lasteth chance to might not but repent. May god saveth thy soul, and f’rbid […]

Eternal damnation: release your inner succubus


Dionysus has finally awoken from his intoxicated slumber, suffering from a major hangover. He has no memory whatsoever of what happened at his mythical party last September, besides the pictures you can find below. It appears we have been dancing, drinking, pimping, pushing, and trolling, to finally end up in […]

Mythical adventures: report and pictures