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An incredible seven years have passed since the crew’s creation. That calls for a birthday celebration! I warmly invite all for some classic crew jobs, activities, and cake! The dress code is crew colours and tags. Bring your party bus if you can. But above all, bring your lovely self! […]

Seven: join the birthday party tonight



In celebration of the number of the beast, we assembled last Monday for our very first eternal damnation party. On the menu were a wide range of questions about evil in history and GTA. We also performed team challenges including translating devil speak and looking for marks of the beast. […]

Eternal damnation: reporting from hell


Lucifer coming to Los Santos looking for eternal damnation.
Beholdeth and trembleth, ethical m’rtals! The devil hast descend’d upon thee with eternal damnation. Shalt the retinue survive this ‘rdeal? Cometh and defend thy home, tom’rrow (Monday) at our usual timeth, 9pm CEST. This is thy lasteth chance to might not but repent. May god saveth thy soul, and f’rbid […]

Eternal damnation: release your inner succubus



Dionysus has finally awoken from his intoxicated slumber, suffering from a major hangover. He has no memory whatsoever of what happened at his mythical party last September, besides the pictures you can find below. It appears we have been dancing, drinking, pimping, pushing, and trolling, to finally end up in […]

Mythical adventures: report and pictures


Saving the Earth in an ultralight.
Last Sunday afternoon, we assembled once again, this time trying to save the earth. Thanks to all for joining: nishiv, dint, villem, one, mathilya, bear, stoic, saxtus, and ibex! We kicked off at LSIA with a few questions about flight and fuel consumption, and a quick vehicle search. Bear was […]

Save the earth: report and pictures



Following COP26, the time seems ripe for another environmentally themed crew event. Let’s save the earth and assemble this Sunday (tomorrow at the time of writing) at 2pm CET at Los Santos International Airport. Note the unusual time, to give our friends from Eastern time zones also a chance to […]

Save the earth this Sunday!




Finding the truth: abduction
Here’s finally the report on our X files event, where we tried to find the truth! First of all, thanks to everyone for joining either part of the event: aleksander, beavis, cyneric, ibex, mayhem, dint, ellie, villem, saxtus, mathilya, one, roofstone, monster, threepwood, vaklap, and of course myself. We started […]

The truth was out there: X file report


Six years of retinue group photo.
Finally, here’s the report from our birthday party, following six years of retinue. Many thanks to all party animals for joining: beavis, dint, dr insane, ellie, gloozy, herokin, lorsch, mathilya, michael, nopitch, reacher, saxtus, threepwood, and villem. The only thing I remembered from the party is the heavy hangover the […]

Six years of retinue: libation and celebration report