LOL I’m feeling your pain. 🙂
Although I once saw an exciting match in 2006; a Dutch friend forced me to watch with him in exchange for an insane amount of beer, IIRC it was The Netherlands against Argentina, worldcup probably, don’t remember exactly but I think there were 9 yellow cards and 2 or 3 red cards. It was like rugby.
My friend behaved so badly that we were almost kicked out of the bar, fortunately my embarrassment was only exceeded by the entertainment.