Here’s the latest party report, from the Viking event held on last Tuesday. We dressed ourselves in our nicest wild Vikings threads and meet up around the small imaginary camp fire on the small dirt road slightly north of the Galileo Observatory, quite the view from there by the way. […]

Wild and vicious Viking adventures: party report

We’ll gather as wild Vikings tomorrow night, at 9 PM CEST. We’re going to be setting up camp a bit north of the Observatory (red arrow), trading hugs around the imaginary camp fire, followed by a clothing contest to see which Viking has the nicest threads, feel free to bring […]

Viking meet tomorrow: let your inner Viking emerge!

By releasing an update back in 2017, Rockstar introduced brand new adventure, also known as Doomsday heists. Last Tuesday, we recreated the path GTA Online protagonists had to traverse in order to save the day. We assembled at Palomino Highlands hills, away from meddlesome cops. Reacher, Mattie, Marwadiator, Threep, Witt, […]

Following the doomsday trail: an illustrated story

Back in a day, specifically 12.12.2017, Doomsday Heist update was released. Many players waited for it, as it was meant to introduce new heists and challenges. In fact, it made the game look more like Saints Row, but still, it remains one of the most important updates. As a crew, […]

The doomsday trail will be crossed today!

And we had yet another lovely cute pleasant party. This time, we celebrated happy cat month by acting out as, well, cats of course! To start, we assembled at our favourite yarn ball supplier, Darnell Bros. After purring and messing around playfully, we went on to the first challenge of the […]

Happy cat meet: a report on the cuddliest party yet

Happy cat doing the cat walk.
And we’re on for another crew event this Wednesday (tomorrow), at 9pm CEST as usual. This time, we will discover our inner happy cat. So, groom your fur to perfection, rub your face ever so cleanly, sharpen your nails on the furniture, lick your soft bottoms, and practice your sweetest […]

Happy cat meet tomorrow: find your inner miaow!

Inspired by past year’s equivalent event, we had another parodies party. And again, it abounded in many hilarious situations. But first things first. We assembled at my penthouse in Diamond Casino. I welcomed Marwittiator, Matticher, Mystiya, Madebywood, Witthilya, Wittcher, Dr Villem and Roofledoo. Party in my penthouse was about to […]

The Return of ETCL Parodies in report

Without a doubt, last year ETCL Parodies party appeared to be a success. Participants dressed up and styled themselves for other fellow crewmates. Confusion, amusement ruled throughout the event. One year after these wonderful times, I’m pleased to announce the return of ETCL Parodies! This time, we will meet in […]

ETCL Parodies party strikes back on Thursday

It is Sunday September 8th 2019. Thanks for each crew member or friend who joined our event: Dr.Insane, Lehel, Mathillya, Mattiejas, Myst, Reacher (who had bad internet, thanks for joining for most of the event), Roofstone, Solitaire, Thitiya, Threepwood (who had crash issues, thanks for joining too), Vill3m, Witt and […]

German car battle report

Car battle! 1
Who rules the sports class? Two German car brands will be racing each other to battle for control of the streets. Perhaps racing to reach the top. Who leads the sport class races? Which manufacturer owns the canyon edges, and which takes 5 stars in drifting? It is Los Santos […]

German car battle this Sunday: Benefactor vs Übermacht