Last weekend, the KnoWay company suffered a series of attacks: the attackers destroyed taxis and billboards, raided headquarters, bombed a tram, stole high-value trash, and hacked their database, leaking millions of customer details in the process.

The assailants are still at large, but we can share some surveillance footage with you (see below). Here are some descriptions of the suspects:

• Codename: “Mathilya”. Young exotic female, white socks, tank top, cap. Extremely knowledgeable. May have connections with the vigilante known as Batman. Also wanted for double parking.
• Codename: “Tim”. White adult male, stylish hat, funky moustache. Utterly irresistible. Possibly doubles as cultural attaché. May pretend to be your long-lost uncle to give you a false sense of security.
• Codename: “Attila”. Pink haired weathered female, Hawaii shirt, orange trousers. Expert in aerial and aquatic vehicular exploits. May take you for a ride to build rapport. Known to be attracted to large bodies of water.
• Codename: “Mattiejas”. Orange alley cat. Frequents scrap yards. Suspected evil mastermind and body double for PRB’s sidekick Grindy. Can hack your mind to give you the visual illusion of being human. Squeeze his cheeks if unsure.

If you spot any of these suspects, please kindly report them to the staff on our crew’s discord channel. Justice will be served!