Have you been considering a new car? Are you bored of driving the same mobile for the last 11 years? Is the rust coming through the paint? Or do you want to impress your friends with your expensive tastes? If your answer to any of these questions is “yes”, then come and visit our luxury showroom! The Showroom Retinue team is ready to serve!
Meet the agents
Our team consists of the best of professionals. They will discreetly handle your every request. Need a secret compartment in your glove box to hide your sweets? Desire extra recline on your seats for those “special” occasions?! Want us to install your own custom receiver disguised as a common radio?!! Whatever you desire, they’ve got you covered!
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- “Jaguar” Jay
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- “Prestige” Pete
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- “Apex” Attila
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- “Titanium” Tim
Showrooms
Our luxurious showrooms are most impeccable, hosting a wide range of cars. You are welcome to test any vehicle on display!
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- Pete’s showroom 1
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- Pete’s showroom 2
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- Tim’s showroom 1
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- Tim’s showroom 2
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- Attila’s showroom
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- Jay’s showroom
Designed to turn heads
All of our cars are specifically designed to turn heads, be it your neighbours, co-workers, or friends. Hooking your future wife/husband has never been easier!
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- Jay’s “ready for the beach”
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- Jay’s bimbo magnet
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- Pete spreads peace in gang territory
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- Tim’s car dance
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- Attila’s “hookup at the pier”
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- Attila’s “keep it cool”
Need to sell your rust bucket?
We also happily take your second hand vehicles, and can help you push them on unsuspecting customers. No matter the state of the car, we can do it!
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- Jay’s indestructible “flowers included” family van
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- Jay’s timeless precious
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- Pete’s “just needs paint and wheels”
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- Tim’s “dust or rust can’t tell the difference”
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- Attila’s “two for the price of one”
Ultimate glamour at half price
Are you a first-time buyer? Never driven a supercar from the Showroom Retinue?! Fret no longer, because these puppies are now going at a 50% discount!
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- Tim’s “more eyes to behold my beauty in rush hour”
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- Tim’s glorious backlight
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- Pete’s “revving was never sexier”
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- Pete’s Pfister
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- Jay’s elegance
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- Attila’s “simply superb”
So, grab your phone and book an appointment with any of our top agents now!
On behalf of Showroom Retinue, many thanks to Attila, Jay, Pete, and Tim, for your excellent service! You can also find a few more pictures below. For many more glorious photo’s of our cars and showrooms, please visit the #media and #snapmatic channels on our discord server.
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- Our agents hard at work
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- Team building
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- Pete has seen a customer!
